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modeling, the wearing, the discussion of accessories, for dress after dress. But no one seemed to mind the time.

Jim and Miss Wilson finally were satisfied with a dress, purse, and jewelry, and Miss Wilson asked, "Cynthia, darling, how do you think you will enjoy working here?"

Jim's answer came quickly, without conscious thought he said, "I hope Mr. Thompson never changes that silly regulation."

** THE END **

7V Business Trip

(To be sung to the tune of "I've Got Spurs--"' but very softly so as not to disturb others.)

I've got nerves that jingle, jangle, jingle At the way this jet-plane creeps along; And I can feel my femme-self all a tingle Because she's not been dressed in too darn long.

I've got me a fone excuse for going

And two brand new dresses in this sack-

And I think "I'll get that new plant going;

But not too quick, cause then I must go back!"

I've got nerves that jingle, jangle, jingle And a reservation at the best motel-

And though I sign up for a "single",

There'll be two of us leave there feeling swell.

SHEILA 30-B-2 FPE

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